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20 JUL '16

Dirty Hallmark cards with Asa Akira

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Pornstars: Asa Akira

It's high time someone went to Hallmark and proposed an interactive series of cards with pornstars and their words of wisdom. Truth is, there are many occasions in which they are spot on. Take gorgeous Asian cookie Asa Akira, for example. Doesn't she look like the happy and bright school girl every mother dreamed of? The perfect one for any kind of holiday card! 'Cause her Tweets fit for multiple occasions. How would a "get well soon card" sound like? Maybe after a visit to the proctologist... Not that her standards would fit the common love... hole! Maybe you want to add some extra kink to your sex life and you can't find the words. Let Akira do it for you. Make sure you're on the same page though, or you might wind up waiting forever for someone to untie you. Happens to the best of us. Whether will actually see those steamy and helpful E-cards with pornstars remains to be negotiated. However, you gotta give it to Asa Akira for promoting a healthy lifestyle. Remember kids, drink lots of fluids, stretch and fuck every chance you get. We know this foxy lady practices what she preaches! Fluids, fluids, fluids! Kiss, kiss! Amanda!

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